o Mi Harem Se Business is not booming and with Vanuatu staying in the PACER Plus it can only get worse, seems like no one thinks about what will make our economy work, certainly not making it easier with Australia and New Zealand to get in cheaper seems like the big losers are us the people of Vanuatu talk about cutting our nose off to spite our face. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se watching paint dry can sometimes be fun but when we are watching it dry and we have no paint then it becomes rather boring, this is what the country is doing now with a runway promised, funds promised and still no money nor any action, when will someone do something that benefits all the people with action and not words, Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se 2 Vanuatu Seasonal workers in Australia are getting into the Bushranger Mode creating their very own bit of folklore, whilst the dobber doesn’t condone such things it is just a matter of time and they will start singing about them at nakamals, someone obviously forgot to tell them they are not back in their village but in a foreign country where they have rules. Just ask Ned Kelly. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se a soon to be alpha female became a finger waving sista when a not so nice person treated her sistas with no respect, was quite a performance obviously you shouldn’t piss off the Sista. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se RMS are finding their groove with many new holes dug and cables cut, dobber has been reliably advised that they don’t mean to cut the cables just the cables aren’t where they are supposed, seems for all the surveys been done no one has an accurate idea of what is where, i guess you need a fall guy looks like it’s them. Sori tumas Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se big rain this week in Vila where at least 3 buses became casualties when they tried to smash through rapidly rising water only to stall and then inhale water in through their exhaust pipe resulting in a dead motor. Awoo sori tumas. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se VTO released a new campaign to promote Vanuatu as a destination some 25 million vatu, excellent initiative however, how will they get here? Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se ProMedic are continuing to offer their work place cover for only 2,500vt per person for the year, so all employees be they local or foreign should take advantage to prevent a major expense when they do need them and the employee can then piggy back on that and upgrade to full membership for his or her family, go Promedic always keeping us safe and remember if attending an accident call 115 and let them do the worrying and stay safe. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se a certain senior executive is at it again this time he is looking at doing a reality show with a dry run being done last weekend that resulted in great footage for the trailer of his first big production, lots of action of all kinds, talk about getting it on. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se a certain restaurant needed some assistance after TC Cook, RMS courtesy of Lance came to the rescue and assisted with the relocation of the offending tree and all was for free, we hear this was much appreciated by all concerned and a big thank you for taking the time to help when all others were just too busy. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se a flight from Tanna this week didn’t go as smooth as some would like with one woman saying after she got off the plane that now she knew what it was like to be white with fear, cracked windows and major turbulence gave cause for her fear, not much you can do when a storm is near guess it just brings home the fear. All’s well that ends well and everyone arrived shaken but safe. Thank you AV. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se one man travelled to Santo for his turn at the “Holy Water“ on his return it would appear that he needs to go back and swim again, some sins are just too hard to break.Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se the golf course had a different turn during the week with a different hole being used and a specialist club being engaged adding new meaning to the back nine. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se Sama Sama is becoming a death trap with some serious pot holes in need of repair, someone should attend to this before someone is attended to there. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se journalist of note took time out of his not so busy schedule to explain to a certain alpha female that there was a different philosophy to what actually happened to Jesus. By 2.30am she was convinced and he had moved onto a air craft carrier. Silip!!

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