o Mi Harem Se one green thumb is looking a little green around the gills now that he’s on the hook for almost half an island’s taro crop .

An Australian importer piked out on a promise to take 16 tonnes of South Pentecost’s finest off his hands. (Never could trust those shifty little so-and-so’s.) Now Johnny on the Spot is desperate to find buyers for product. Should’ve listened to the song: ‘You haul 16 tons, and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt’. That’S a long row to hoe. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se the “Lime Green Machine” will be expanding to a new location in Port Vila, looks like Business Services are Producing more jobs already. Silip!

Mi Harem Se the latest seat installment by NBV out the front of ANZ has not deterred the customers, queues are so long that they may be asking NBV to install some more. Talk about interbank competition seems more like an illusion. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se BRED received a seat from the same seat friendly local bank and the boss was heard to say #@ when the new boys didn’t let it get any traction on the ground.There is still one rogue seat still wandering around Port Vila, complete with full NBV Livery and absolutely no clue as to its location, perhaps in this seat war we may need GPS tracking or maybe its time call Ethan Hunt. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se talk of the town this week has been Port Vila’s very own Rodeo. After a 24 year spell it was a huge success. David Russet with his team of fellow farmers provided the most perfect of locations and a fantastic day. The kids and parents alike enjoyed the day with entertainment from the bulls, horses, horse men and women, the clowns, riders and the commentary team of Cyril and 96FM, well done everyone for making a great day for residents of Port Vila, let’s hope we don’t have to wait another 24 years. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se not only do we have a new 6 story bank being built up by the Lookout, the old mental institution site, construction has started, we hear some funny stories about what might be there but we know it won’t be a farm. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se CCECC has finally agreed to a site inspection and share some secrets with the guys from the Host committee of VAN 2017 Mini Pacific Games. About time as I am sure it would help that they know what events they are inviting people to come here for. No good if we end up with 3,000 ping pong tables. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se chief appear le court hem think hem got right to argue with one Justice le place, hem no save hem no gat right, hem one man ye that mekem ting ting blu hem le haose le hem, hem no should mekem olsem, Justice hem no happy tu mas send hem back le Kalapous till next year. Sometimes we should stop talking when we need to be listening. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se one man called Polly Tickle highlighted how 14 of our MPs took a junket on some unknown “Important Business” to China for a week, he calculated a loss of 4.9million Vatu so that’s not a bad weeks work, losing 8.9 million vatu of tax payers’ money, only problem is they are gone for 10 days so that’s an extra 2.1 million vatu. How’s the schools coming along, our health system is simply state of the art NOT!! Silip!

o Mi Harem Se approx. 55 US Marines are in Town for 2 weeks giving much needed assistance and help with schools and hospitals, thanks guys and good luck with the joint manoeuvres in Noumea. Silip!

o Mi Harem Se there is a big international competition today at Bellevue Ranch, organised by their neighbour, The Riders Club. And in addition to show jumping & cross country, there will be a barbecue by Kandy’s Kitchen and a big raffle with one plane ticket to Noumea and Paris Beauté products worth over VT50,000 to win and many more prizes! Silip!

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