o Mi Harem Se French Philosopher Jean Paul Sartre wrote a famous play called No Exit. In it, three people find themselves in a room with no doors or windows, and they quickly begin to drive each other crazy. As Sartre said: Hell is other people. Well, mi harem se tempers were flaring in container city last weekend as its tenants began to learn that old Jean Paul was right. No amount of junk food or new mattresses will change that. Silip!
o Mi Harem Se some weirdly inspired geek in the USA built a spooky flying ghost out of four quad-copter drones and sent it flying around his neighbourhood to celebrate Hallowe’en. Just let him try it here in Vila. If the dogs didn’t rip the loose fabric to shreds and chomp the drone to pieces, there’s bound to be someone that would believe it’s real and take it out with a bush knife or stone it to scrap. Silip!
o Speaking of aircraft, mi harem se Air Vanuatu should be getting another Twin Otter from a mining company in PNG before the year is out. We hear it’s in OK condition. Silip!
o Mi Harem Se someone was heard swearing up and down that they’d seen Moana Carcasses walking around a shop in town free as a bird. Assuming the person wasn’t high on something, they probably sighted Elvis. It’s a common mistake. I mean, they both do a wicked version of Suspicious Minds and they both have a mean judo chop. Or maybe it was Zorro? Silip!
o Mi Harem Se people the world over are finally finding out about Vanuatu, and they’re not impressed. One international lobbyist was heard saying, ‘It used to be when I talked about Vanuatu, they’d say “where?” Now they just roll their eyes.’ Even the Economist magazine, which is read by anyone who matters, has said our politicians are the most audacious in the world. And for those of you without a dictionary: THAT’S NOT A COMPLIMENT. Silip!
o Mi Harem Se little Marceline Rofit, the nine year-old star of the movie Tanna that premiered Thursday at Tana Cine, was asked about her role in the film. She thought about it for a while, and said earnestly, “I had to run a LOT.” Her interviewer nearly collapsed in laughter. Tanna is a gem of a movie, with tons of high drama and a Romeo and Juliet plot that will move you to tears. And Marceline is a marvel. Don’t silip, go see it!
o Mi Harem Se you seem to need the d**head gene to become a taxi driver in this town. Is there a test or something? Tana Russet shopping centre is barely open, and public transport drivers are already making life miserable for the management by acting like they own all the parking spaces in front. Shopping centre staff told them to move, but they wouldn’t budge until the owners blocked off traffic entirely. A word to the wise: If you don’t want the world to know you’re a jerk, don’t act like one in front of a newspaper office! Silip!