o Mi Harem Se a local investor has had a run of outs lately with unsuitable staff, when he consulted his mates they suggested he simply attracted the wrong kind, he suggested he should try keeping away from

himself for awhile, he was promptly told he should return home immediately and smash all his mirrors, he asked what would

he tell his wife, the simple reply was “tell her you’re trying to keep away from yourself” what is the saying, you can adjust a mirror to change your look but that won’t change who you really are. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se the Alpha Women’s group were hard at it again with International Women’s Day, history goes a long way and explains quite a bit, the look on their collective faces when they learnt the true meaning behind the red pin they all wear to show allegiance is actually a testament to the true origins of communism and the over throwing of the Tsar in Petrograd on March 8th 1917. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se the newest Mall in town is looking at putting a hot air balloon on its roof to provide a great alternative for people whom wish to get a good look at Port Vila and not leave the security of being tied down. Tok Tok has it that it will be a 15 minute turnaround for maximum of 12 people and will go 200 meters into the air and then be pulled back down to the roof. This could really rock the way it is done here in Vanuatu. Talk about a lot of hot air. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se one of the legal firms in town is moving in below the new Balloon and has partnered with an accountant, with income and corporate tax on the horizon, this would appear to be truly seizing the moment. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se AVOL is currently finalising its new CEO position with 3 candidates on the short list, the current VPL CEO, a former SI CEO and a former pilot, be interesting in what team each is playing and how this ball is kicked, but heh we are at least close to getting one, that’s gotta be good hasn’t it? Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se the Holy See was represented here in Vanuatu and presented his credentials to our President, nice to see the Vatican make the move, the usual after party was a bit subdued we hear. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se the resident Cougar from Bukura has moved up in the world of Cougardom with the purchase of a dual cab Landrover, she was heard saying that she was so excited with her new purchase if she was a male it would of grown another 4 inches. ALERT all Mommas it’s time to lock the boys up no one will be safe naoia. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se The World Bank is still stagnate on finalising our runway repair and upgrade, can someone tell them it is our livelyhood and not a game of LEGO. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se confidence is waning in the “New Drainage Program” either it’s getting wetter or they have only succeeded in channelling water into water, they must be from an arid country where they need water diviners and storage, can someone tell them we need to lose our water not keep it. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se one senior executive was heard lamenting about the new roads being constructed and the old ones failing. He simply couldn’t believe that anyone should have to pay any road tax as we just don’t have any roads that are operable left in the capital, the new ones are being dug up and the old ones left to rot, meanwhile everywhere you drive your motor vehicle suffers more and more damage with no one that is important seeming to notice. Obviously the word maintenance is not in any of our dictionaries here in Vanuatu. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se one woman was heard complaining to her neighbour above her about the amount of water running off his place onto hers and causing her problems, after a toasty discussion, he patiently pointed out that the water was coming from above him, she replied fix it, he told her it was an act of God and it is commonly referred to as rain. Silip!!

o Mi Harem Se the recent strike has raised more questions than answers, it will be interesting if they can produce the alleged documents supposedly signed by the Labour Commissioner and if they have the proper agreements as per the VNPF act in place, either way things could be just starting to roll down an amazingly rocky slope, we need to watch this space. Silip!!

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