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o Mi Harem Se one minister who was part of a delegation to Santo to visit the evacuees decided to enjoy one too many tuskers and as a result decided to visit a local expat establishment and demanded that they make for him a donation when he was told to return when he was sober he told the ow…

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o Mi Harem Se after much consultation the COM on Wednesday decided not to listen to the people and have approved the introduction of Income and Corporate and Personal Tax in January 2019, one can only wonder what crystal ball these fellows have maybe it’s an Australasian one and not from Van…

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• Mi Harem Se VAN2017 is into its 100-day countdown, big celebration in the Capital yesterday with much horn blowing and yahooing from the procession as they drove all around town spreading the news. From all accounts, volunteers have come forward and the team is genuinely excited with the j…

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• Mi Harem Se big week in nuis with the breaking of the shipment of aggregate from China and subsequent ban by Bio-Security, even the politicians tried to influence, however the Bio boys stood firm and CCECC acquiesced to the demands and spun their story like true professionals in yesterday’…

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o Mi Harem Se our future is safe when we see one of our top Air Vanuatu Pilots sauntering down the one way between fitness for life and VNPF. He was so cool under pressure of screaming Bus drivers one had to think maybe he had already done this in a simulator. Silip!!

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• Mi Harem Se our future is safe when we see one of our top Air Vanuatu Pilots sauntering down the one way between fitness for life and VNPF. He was so cool under pressure of screaming bus drivers, one had to think maybe he had already done this in a simulator. Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se Business is not booming and with Vanuatu staying in the PACER Plus it can only get worse, seems like no one thinks about what will make our economy work, certainly not making it easier with Australia and New Zealand to get in cheaper seems like the big losers are us the people …

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o Mi Harem Se TC Cook came and went with many happy to be left in peace and enjoy an extended quiet weekend with family, others however were left wondering “What If” seems like the organisations that look after us in an emergency still need more training in working together, prioritising and…

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o Mi Harem Se one senior executive took April Fool’s Day a day early when he was told at the office pub that Friday was Good Friday, only worked it out when it was too late to go to work mi harem se the party started early, only 2 weeks early. Silip!!

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o Mi Harem Se road tax is still exacerbating many and PWD are trying their best yet there seems to be no real end in sight with cars, buses, trucks and any other vehicle still creating an endless line.

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o Mi Harem Se a local investor has had a run of outs lately with unsuitable staff, when he consulted his mates they suggested he simply attracted the wrong kind, he suggested he should try keeping away from

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* Mi Harem Se development is developing though development is standing still that in itself is some sort of a development I guess, that is if you believe in development in the first place. Silip!!

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• Mi Harem Se the mats and pigs must have worked as the Government has ramped up its propaganda on the need for an income tax and been emailing all PS and soon to be effected Ni-Vanuatu, trying to assure them that additional taxes won’t have a direct impact on their incomes and daily lives. Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se the internal politics in Govt is not as it seems, some say there is not enough Pigs nor Mats to heal the rifts caused by the ego’s, at least we can’t see the cracks from here or can we. Silip!!

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• Mi Harem Se even the best travelled can get it wrong, Tuesday a frequent traveller to Vanuatu thought he was in Port Vila when they landed in Pekoa and he alighted with the rest of the Santo Arrivals. Wasn’t till he went to retrieve his luggage that a most helpful AVL staff advised him he …

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• Mi Harem Se the Australian High Commissioner to Vanuatu Jenny Da Rin had a very productive luncheon with the German Ambassador to Australia and Pacific Dr. Anna Prinz, where Australia reaffirmed its support to climate change and its support of 1.5 million Euros to GIZ to assist in the clim…

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o Mi Harem Se congratulations are in order for the Australian incoming High Commissioner to Vanuatu H.E. Jenny Da Rin. Credentials were offered too and accepted by the President of Vanuatu H.E Honourable Baldwin Lonsdale. With two women at the Helm NGO’s throughout Vanuatu are singing from t…

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• Mi Harem Se Australian incoming High Commissioner to Vanuatu Her Excellency Jenny Da Rin is scheduled to have her credentials received by the President of Vanuatu this coming week. Congratulations to the new Aussie High Com. Very important donors to Vanuatu. Silip!

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• Mi Harem Se the medical profession is getting its very own transplant with Aspen Medical in conjunction with DFAT [Australia] setting up shop at VCH training our new Doc’s that have returned from Cuba, in particular to mentor them to a high level of Medical Proffessionality, thanks guys an…

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• Mi Harem Se MG means Mari Gold as in the flower and is currently being investigated by the Sydney Morning Herald and is the parent company for 52 Hong Kong Companies even though it is registered in Belize. Do we have yet another “Bank” that is being done over by Bit Coin, how’s our rooms l…

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Me Harem Se 2016 has ended and 2017 is looming guess even the Dobber at least got that right Silip!!

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o Mi Harem Se one Telco which has sold to a conglomerate is gearing up for some good deals, apparently the dobber hears there is a personal vendetta between the new purchaser and the owner of another Telco

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o Mi Harem Se someone is up to their old tricks with roads being dug up and not filled in again, PVMC surely must start to fine these guys and make them accountable won’t be long and ProMedic and ProMedic Rescue will be needed and it won’t be pretty, surely enough is enough Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se the French Ambassador had a good send off with the diplomatic community on Thursday proving just how well received in Vanuatu he has been... Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se ProMedical rescue are starting a campaign on buses and taxis with big bumper stickers to create awareness, Vanuatu Tyre wholesalers confirmed sponsorship before the end of the show on 96FM, hope it works the silly season is fast approaching and drivers don’t seem to care Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se one DJ is feeling like Nostradamus, first TC Pam then Brexit and now Trump it must kill his boss for being so right... Silip!!

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o Mi Harem Se the “Lime Green Machine” will be expanding to a new location in Tanna, looks like Business Services are Producing more jobs already. Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se one green thumb is looking a little green around the gills now that he’s on the hook for almost half an island’s taro crop .

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Mi Harem Se a traditional land owner from Erramango has recently discovered that a Port Vila Pastor who is also a Man Erramango has sold land in Erramango that he doesn’t own to a large local company for 360K AUD approx., 30 million vatu. He has been summoned 4 times to court on 4 separate o…

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o Mi Harem Se VRL is gearing up with a much needed workout with professionals ahead of today’s Test Match between FR8 Logistics and DHL Vanuatu Rugby league Team

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Mi Harem Se Friday night’s ProMed Gala Dinner feature Auction was a huge success, but the audience was looking a bit unconvinced early on until the auctioneer suggested to the masses that if they wanted to be such miserable barsted they just find themselves on the side of the road in dire ne…

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o Me Harem Se a big Viking send off for a Big Viking man, Cpt Claes left us during the week and many didn’t realise until now what a legacy Cpt Claes has left Vanuatu.

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Mi Harem Se there are reports circulating about more attacks (yes, plural, with an ‘s’) on visitors just in the last couple of days.

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[Sorry, the Dobber’s down with a flu today. We bring you instead the transcript of a one-sided commentary on Port Vile—sorry, Vila—traffic that the Dobber accidentally butt-recorded with his phone on his drive home.]

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o Mi Harem Se passengers preparing to fasten their seatbelts in a recent flight to Port Vila, when they found out that the rhythmic bump-bump-bumping wasn’t turbulence, it was the latest entrants into the Mile High Club performing their, er, entrance exam. You can bet they weren’t flying Vir…

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o Mi Harem Se someone called up a guy, asking to buy his four-wheeler. This kind of mystified him, as his four-wheeler had been stolen two years before. ‘No, seriously,’ the caller said, ‘I’m looking at it right now.’ Just goes to show that stealing anything of value in a town as small as th…

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o Mi Harem Se there’s only one real journalist in the entire country. Who knew? We don’t know how the One True Journalist checked that ‘fact’, because this newsroom has three apparently-fake-journalists who have been reporting the news in Vanuatu since before independence, another two with o…

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Mi Harem Se industry watchers are incensed that tourism officials are fiddling while the nation burns. When not galavanting off to Outer Elbonia for reasons unknown, one organisation’s Dear Leader is busy trying to quash dissent, haranguing staff and media about even the mildest criticism. S…

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o Mi Harem Se at least six companies have gone into receivership just in the last few weeks, including two Chinese investors who were enticed here by Government investment plans. Maybe now our pols will start to realise that you can’t just keep poking the goose in the place where the eggs co…

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o Mi Harem Se a local expat lost his cheque book down at the Port Vila market. “I received a phone call the next day,” he tells us, “from a guy called Sammy telling me he had found it. I met up with this gentleman and he with a big smile handed my cheque book back to me.” Thanks, Sammy. It’s…

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o Mi Harem Se the announcement that MNJ was retiring came as a surprise to many of his friends and staff. He has been spending less and less time in the office lately, so everybody assumed that he had retired years ago. Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se a civil servant pulled up to a filling station and started coming on to a woman tanking up. He kept pestering her for her phone number and wouldn’t take no for an answer. So, thinking quickly, she gave him her hubby’s number instead of her own, then called him up and told him, …

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o Mi Harem Se there’s a new Facebook Group in Papua New Guinea called ‘Caught in the Act’. It already contains over a dozen videos of people caught doing nasty things to others. This includes everything from public displays of affection that go over the top (or under the bottom!) to daylight…

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o Mi harem se the Indy’s foreign editor Tony Wilson is constantly claiming he is an expert at something different every week in his own column, and he constantly attacks local journalists. So much so that people are bored stiff with his arrogant, self-proclaimed expertise on anything and eve…

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o Mi Harem Se people still don’t grasp that this entire town is bone dry. They keep assuming that someone must have set all these fires. But all the old buildings in Port Vila are like kindling right now, so all it takes is a cigarette butt, a match, or an untended cook fire to cause a confl…

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o Mi Harem Se French Philosopher Jean Paul Sartre wrote a famous play called No Exit. In it, three people find themselves in a room with no doors or windows, and they quickly begin to drive each other crazy. As Sartre said: Hell is other people. Well, mi harem se tempers were flaring in cont…

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o Mi harem se DIY is still alive. Somebody got fed up with the constantly recurring axel-bending pothole in the Centrepoint car park. An elderly man was spotted parking his truck, reaching into the back for a spade and using it to shovel loose gravel back into the wheel-breaker pothole. Clos…

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o Mi harem se a pilot obviously wants to be an astronaut as he was caught doing a dangerous shuttle re entry in a popular bar toilet with a married woman who he was trying to send into orbit. Lucky the husband wasn’t around as the pilot would likely be on another planet by now. Mi harem se t…

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