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o Mi Harem Se the French Ambassador had a good send off with the diplomatic community on Thursday proving just how well received in Vanuatu he has been... Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se ProMedical rescue are starting a campaign on buses and taxis with big bumper stickers to create awareness, Vanuatu Tyre wholesalers confirmed sponsorship before the end of the show on 96FM, hope it works the silly season is fast approaching and drivers don’t seem to care Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se one DJ is feeling like Nostradamus, first TC Pam then Brexit and now Trump it must kill his boss for being so right... Silip!!

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o Mi Harem Se the “Lime Green Machine” will be expanding to a new location in Tanna, looks like Business Services are Producing more jobs already. Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se one green thumb is looking a little green around the gills now that he’s on the hook for almost half an island’s taro crop .

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Mi Harem Se a traditional land owner from Erramango has recently discovered that a Port Vila Pastor who is also a Man Erramango has sold land in Erramango that he doesn’t own to a large local company for 360K AUD approx., 30 million vatu. He has been summoned 4 times to court on 4 separate o…

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o Mi Harem Se VRL is gearing up with a much needed workout with professionals ahead of today’s Test Match between FR8 Logistics and DHL Vanuatu Rugby league Team

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Mi Harem Se Friday night’s ProMed Gala Dinner feature Auction was a huge success, but the audience was looking a bit unconvinced early on until the auctioneer suggested to the masses that if they wanted to be such miserable barsted they just find themselves on the side of the road in dire ne…

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o Me Harem Se a big Viking send off for a Big Viking man, Cpt Claes left us during the week and many didn’t realise until now what a legacy Cpt Claes has left Vanuatu.

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Mi Harem Se there are reports circulating about more attacks (yes, plural, with an ‘s’) on visitors just in the last couple of days.

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[Sorry, the Dobber’s down with a flu today. We bring you instead the transcript of a one-sided commentary on Port Vile—sorry, Vila—traffic that the Dobber accidentally butt-recorded with his phone on his drive home.]

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o Mi Harem Se passengers preparing to fasten their seatbelts in a recent flight to Port Vila, when they found out that the rhythmic bump-bump-bumping wasn’t turbulence, it was the latest entrants into the Mile High Club performing their, er, entrance exam. You can bet they weren’t flying Vir…

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o Mi Harem Se someone called up a guy, asking to buy his four-wheeler. This kind of mystified him, as his four-wheeler had been stolen two years before. ‘No, seriously,’ the caller said, ‘I’m looking at it right now.’ Just goes to show that stealing anything of value in a town as small as th…

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o Mi Harem Se there’s only one real journalist in the entire country. Who knew? We don’t know how the One True Journalist checked that ‘fact’, because this newsroom has three apparently-fake-journalists who have been reporting the news in Vanuatu since before independence, another two with o…

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Mi Harem Se industry watchers are incensed that tourism officials are fiddling while the nation burns. When not galavanting off to Outer Elbonia for reasons unknown, one organisation’s Dear Leader is busy trying to quash dissent, haranguing staff and media about even the mildest criticism. S…

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o Mi Harem Se at least six companies have gone into receivership just in the last few weeks, including two Chinese investors who were enticed here by Government investment plans. Maybe now our pols will start to realise that you can’t just keep poking the goose in the place where the eggs co…

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o Mi Harem Se a local expat lost his cheque book down at the Port Vila market. “I received a phone call the next day,” he tells us, “from a guy called Sammy telling me he had found it. I met up with this gentleman and he with a big smile handed my cheque book back to me.” Thanks, Sammy. It’s…

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o Mi Harem Se the announcement that MNJ was retiring came as a surprise to many of his friends and staff. He has been spending less and less time in the office lately, so everybody assumed that he had retired years ago. Silip!

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o Mi Harem Se a civil servant pulled up to a filling station and started coming on to a woman tanking up. He kept pestering her for her phone number and wouldn’t take no for an answer. So, thinking quickly, she gave him her hubby’s number instead of her own, then called him up and told him, …

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o Mi Harem Se there’s a new Facebook Group in Papua New Guinea called ‘Caught in the Act’. It already contains over a dozen videos of people caught doing nasty things to others. This includes everything from public displays of affection that go over the top (or under the bottom!) to daylight…

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o Mi harem se the Indy’s foreign editor Tony Wilson is constantly claiming he is an expert at something different every week in his own column, and he constantly attacks local journalists. So much so that people are bored stiff with his arrogant, self-proclaimed expertise on anything and eve…

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o Mi Harem Se people still don’t grasp that this entire town is bone dry. They keep assuming that someone must have set all these fires. But all the old buildings in Port Vila are like kindling right now, so all it takes is a cigarette butt, a match, or an untended cook fire to cause a confl…

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o Mi Harem Se French Philosopher Jean Paul Sartre wrote a famous play called No Exit. In it, three people find themselves in a room with no doors or windows, and they quickly begin to drive each other crazy. As Sartre said: Hell is other people. Well, mi harem se tempers were flaring in cont…

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o Mi harem se DIY is still alive. Somebody got fed up with the constantly recurring axel-bending pothole in the Centrepoint car park. An elderly man was spotted parking his truck, reaching into the back for a spade and using it to shovel loose gravel back into the wheel-breaker pothole. Clos…

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o Mi harem se a pilot obviously wants to be an astronaut as he was caught doing a dangerous shuttle re entry in a popular bar toilet with a married woman who he was trying to send into orbit. Lucky the husband wasn’t around as the pilot would likely be on another planet by now. Mi harem se t…

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